Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.
“you’re really pretty” *punk’d cameras come out*
the only bitches from the early 2000s that are still relevant and on top of their game.
this commercial was a sign
clearly as a teenager i’m not mature enough to drink, smoke, drive or have sex but i am obviously prepared to decide on the career i want to be in for the rest of my life
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
what shirt: a nudist au
there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it
5SOS Plays Private Show at 99.7 [Now!] Studios - April 11th